Follow the LINKAGE!

So... I've decided to switch to Wordpress. Officially. Except for the fact that I haven't told Jess yet, but she'll find out when she comes here, right? Anyways, here's the link. Find us there! Or at least me... and umm if we decide we don't like it there, we will probably come back here. I know, I'm kind of like a politician, can't really choose a stance!

Indecisiveness

We're on Wordpress too. I can't decide between Blogger and Wordpress. But I'm starting to lean towards Wordpress? I need to make a decision one of these days. But I'm busy, and don't have time!! *tear*

MySpace Can Be One Scary World

This is one of the creepiest people to add me on myspace recently. But recently normal people have been adding me, so maybe that's why I'm freaked out? I dont even know of this link will work, but umm, his top friends are just big lady asses. Ewww.

Understated?

So, I was looking round (I guess that means surfing the web), reading some blogs about Bobby Trendy. I know you're asking why, but believe me, so am I. It's just that I can't decide what my opinion is on him, which is rather strange for me. Anyways, I came upon a very peculiar post.

Anonymous said...

Bobby Trendy is so LUXURIOUS!
He has a FABULOUS fashion sense
-- so understated.

Now, this would be kinda funny, if the commentor had been joking, but (s)he seems to be serious. Only in America could anyone understand English so poorly. But then again, maybe (s)he was joking all along... and I'm the idiot. I'm notoriously bad at understanding e-sarcasm. Maybe you can help me out with it. Either way (Mx. Anonymous or me), there ARE a lot of idiots out there.

Little Mermaid on Crack

Jay posted a new youtube video of Ever After Happily . AND he's on facebook finally! I'm so in love with this boy.

Workin' It Harder!

There are many online extraordinaries who have embraced Daft Punk's "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger", but I am enthralled with this girl's moves!

It's MY birthday

Let's CELEBRATE!!!!

Joy is a whore, and I HATE Elisabeth

Well, my last post already sort of talked about this, but fuck it, I'm angry and need to vent. Joy is a whore, and I HATE Elisabeth. I don't even think that the full caps are enough to express it. So... Perez Hilton on the View. I love Perez. I don't even read his blog that much, but who cares. I love the fact that he's equally bitchy to all and has attitude and doesn't give a fuck about what anyone has to say.

Here's my recap, please follow along:
Yes Elisabeth, you are an Elisabitch. Seriously, why are they protecting Clay's "heterosexuality"?? He's GAY... get over it. You ask why out him? Ummm... why keep him closeted? Ok, I love the fact that Elisabeth says, "I don't really care what you say about me," but then goes on an anger fueled rage. Let's take a moment to giggle, if we havent already, Hehe, a "celebretard," (and don't freak on me with the, cognitively disabled shit). I usually like Whoopi, she's just so cute, but Perez shouldn't be nice to the children. It's not like he's discriminating against them, he just tells it like it is about everyone, and if they are children, so be it. Also, maybe children shouldn't be on Perezhilton.com. This may be old fashioned of me, but I feel that parenting is often a good tool in protecting children. Oh, and now comes Joy. "They ask for it"??? Are you serious? You sound like a bad rape ad. (yeah, they're advertising rape now... dont ya know?)

So, for some reason, those women just made me feel icky about American culture. But I guess the View always does, so why do I even bother?

And PS: Why does Elisabeth spell her name with an "s"? Is she too afraid to use a letter that is slightly interesting, like a "z" maybe?

WOW, I Adore You! : *

World of Wonder is going to get so famous SO fast! It has been officially announced that Perez Hilton's show will be airing on VH1 in the fall... and pretty sure we'll know more about Jeffree Star's WOW show in the imminent future. I LOVE YOU WORLD OF WONDER!!! ♥ ♥ ♥

Whats the WORD?

Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary deemed 100 new words worthy of entrance to their Eleventh Edition. Included is ginormous, which I'm especially happy about so I don't have to feel like I'm making up words when I use this functional adjective.

Some that also made the list include:
Bollywood,
crunk,
smackdown,
speed dating,
and telenovela.

Just in case you were concerned about the legitimacy of these words, you can now safely use them in your vocabulary.

And as a side note, apparently my spell check doesn't yet accept the use of Bollywood, crunk, smackdown, or telenovela. Damn, get with the program!

Brutha here Ready for the REAL Thang

OMG... have you been here yet??? It's HILARIOUS!!!

This one is my favorite.

"I`M DAH TYPE OF BRUTHA DAT LIKES TO TRY NEW THINGS AND LAUGH AS MUCH IN LIFE AS I POSSIBLY CAN. I`M DESCRIBED AS A~ CALM-NATURED BRUTHA WHO IS VERY FREE-HEARTED AND KEWL TO JUST HANG OUT WITH. PEEPZ ARE ALWAYS SAYIN, "YOU`RE A NICE LOOKIN GUY...WHY R U SINGLE?" MY ONLY TRUE ANSWER IZ..."I WORK A LOT ...AND NOBODY WANTS TO DEAL WITH MAH SCHEDULE."

I don't get the point in typing in slang online if it's not a) less letters or letters on the home keys and therefore less effort, or b) to give humorous emphasis. I guess technically he has b) going for him, but I'm not sure if he's aware of that.

Little England

Basically I decided this video is just too wonderful to not be shared with the world! Its incredible, so you should watch it!




Check out Klumzy Tung and Beardyman!

Cazwell Video featuring Amanda Lepore

I like this video and don't really know why. It's Cazwell's "All Over Your Face." Here's his myspace if you want it... http://www.myspace.com/cazwellnyc and btw, he's going to be on ring my bell tomorrow (www.ringmybell.tv).




oooh, and look a live version followed by "My Hair Looks Fierce"! I just love that song, can't get enough.

Guilt Trip

I feel guilty that this template we're using is so white. (Like 2 seconds after I posted this Jessica changed the colors.... so umm I guess there's not much to say about that) It therefore uses lots of energy and is bad for the environment. tear. But I like it... so I guess I'm just going to be evil like that. Go plant a tree or something!

I wish I speaked Engrish this good!

I, like many others, am forever astonished by the inability of Asian languages to be correctly translated into English, but am incredibly grateful for the occasional laugh.





As confused and amusing as the term "fuddle" to apparently describe a person of the drunk persuasion is, I am quite partial to "person whom the nasty smell does". Also be sure to notice and attempt to decipher the explanation at the bottom.

Thanks to Knife Writer for sharing this blog entry with the world. Check them out :)

They're at it Again

I'm convinced that Lady Bunny and Hal Sparks are twins separated at birth. They always post the exact same blogs on myspace. It's starting to creep me out. Here's a little bit of the evidence.

Hal , Bunny

Hal , Bunny

Maybe I'm stretching it... but I still think it's true!

Hal , Bunny

Senators get a C-

Why do senators and other representatives pretend to give a shit about academic achievement? I am constantly being flooded with letters from my representatives telling me "Congratulations, you must be proud!" Why am I supposed to be proud about spending hours of my life studying? I'm not exactly working towards world peace or researching a cure for AIDS. Just think about the wasted paper sent out in these letters. Save the trees, stop congratulating me... it won't influence my vote.

Sell Outs Already??

Hmm... I'm starting to notice a trend. It seems this blog hasn't been in existence for even 12 hours and we've alredy plugged two beverage institutions. How could we sell out so quickly? Either we have meaningless consumer driven lives or we're damn thirsty. But while we're at it I'd like to mention that I also went to starbucks today. I didn't read the inspiring poetry but they're hiring, so maybe I'll be a coffee wench/bitch/person/thing.

Words of Wisdom: Brought to you today by STARBUCKS

Apparently Starbucks publishes quotes on the side of their cups; a bit they call "The Way I See It". I'm sure they have been doing this for quite sometime, but I usually don't pay much attention to the crap written on the side of my coffee cup while I guzzle it and generally try to avoid overpaying for my caffeine fix when there is an abundance of it available for free at my office.

Today, my cup informs me:

"The Way I See It #265

Wild animals often do a much

better job of caring for their

offspring that we civilized and

educated humans do. If we cannot

keep children safe in their homes,

how can we hope to make

ourselves safe in the world?

--Lee Grogg

Executive director of Ryther Child

Center, an agency providing safe

places and opportunities for children."

Comment 1: Well duh. Let me explain. Of course animals do a better job at it. Their ability to raise their young has an awful lot to do with the continuation of their species, which generally is all that drives their lives. On the other hand, humans' lives are generally driven by the idea that they are the superior species and will inevitably be around for a while.

Comment 2: What exactly is your point Mr. Grogg? I understand the first sentence and I understand the second, the part I'm having trouble with is a) what exactly is the comparison between animals and humans as it relates to keeping ourselves safe? and b) I care about this why? Seems to me like this argument needs a bit more that a Starbucks grande latte cup to convey the message. Maybe an alternative media would work better next time.

Comment 3: What the hell? Seriously, why is this on my cup? Seems a bit depressing to put on my daily pick-me-up, don't you think?

Well, in case you give a shit about what someone deemed intelligent enough to grace the side of your paper coffee cup before you toss it, you can evidently check out more notable morsels at www.starbucks.com/wayiseeit. (Though I'm not sure why one would waste the time. That quote doesn't even come with a caffeine burst) And as the sleeve (which oddly enough covers the majority of the words affixed to the cup) instructs me, "After you read "The Way I See It," Tell us how you see it." It must suck to be the person having to go through all that crap, because I tend to believe that most of the ways people 'see it' don't matter much.

JUICe

It's been 2 weeks since I've craved Jamba Juice.... weird eh? mmm, why aren't they open 24-7??

That is SO passe

So, because you used the word 'passe' and I am random, it made me think of this. The other day I was watching Access Hollywood (well not really watching, more like it was on the TV and I was on the computer) because there was nothing else on. I know its stupid, don't judge me.

Anyway, they were talking about Paris and Britney and Nicole and Lindsay (suprise suprise, I know) and Billy Bush said:

"Rehab is so passe. Now its all about jail time."

I thought it was great!

Hello World!

So... we're starting out a blog. Hello dear readers, who don't exist. The purpose: to not have to scroll for hours to the bottom of a facebook message, frantically trying to sort out the conversation. Yeah, pretty exciting. This is our "organized" way of collecting the random shit we frill about during the day. (btw, I don't care if frill isn't a verb) Yay for blogs. I love the fact that I swore I would NEVER ever get a blog. They're so passe. (oh, and I dont care if that doesn't make sense either!)

THIS is what comes up when you image search for "kitten bunny"



And because that was so disturbing.... here, feel happy.