Brutha here Ready for the REAL Thang

OMG... have you been here yet??? It's HILARIOUS!!!

This one is my favorite.

"I`M DAH TYPE OF BRUTHA DAT LIKES TO TRY NEW THINGS AND LAUGH AS MUCH IN LIFE AS I POSSIBLY CAN. I`M DESCRIBED AS A~ CALM-NATURED BRUTHA WHO IS VERY FREE-HEARTED AND KEWL TO JUST HANG OUT WITH. PEEPZ ARE ALWAYS SAYIN, "YOU`RE A NICE LOOKIN GUY...WHY R U SINGLE?" MY ONLY TRUE ANSWER IZ..."I WORK A LOT ...AND NOBODY WANTS TO DEAL WITH MAH SCHEDULE."

I don't get the point in typing in slang online if it's not a) less letters or letters on the home keys and therefore less effort, or b) to give humorous emphasis. I guess technically he has b) going for him, but I'm not sure if he's aware of that.